Hi Everyone, Just found this old joke while cleaning up my PC. Perhaps I got it from a friend's email or a newsgroup. It gave me a good laugh, I hope it will give you too! Warning: Not recommended for singles. If you still wanna read, don't be discouraged to get married, these are just made for fun - remember that. Enjoy! Jun ---------- ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. ...